Top 10 Reasons Not to Worry

10. It damages your credibility
9. Big worries will give birth to baby worries;
then the baby worries will grow up and have
more worries; then those worries
will have more worries; and so on, and so on...
8. It makes those around you nervous
7. It drives all the happy people away
6. You miss all the fun
5. It feels bad
4. It causes wrinkles
3. It makes you sad
2. It doesn't work!
1. God said not to